Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

DICK SLINGER

A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!

WOW That guy is such a DICK Slinger!!!

by TheOffensiveCompany March 31, 2021

Slinger

A slinger is a slang term used to describe someone’s actions as idiotic.

Can you not be such a f*cking slinger today?

by MeiCohen April 6, 2021

slinger

Colloquial name for a woodchipper, used primarily in California’s Central Valley.

“Five fingers, itching my balls. Four in the slinger, what do you call a bad accident?”

by Obama Chungus June 11, 2022

Slur Slinger

The one and only who holds the egregious title, Eden T. Bajoinga

"Many of heard of him, but no one has ever seen them. The one and only, The Slur Slinger himself, Eden T. Bajoinga."

by Hoobadobious Maximus June 23, 2022

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022

Slinger

The GigaChad, will do anything for the homies, not even joking, Litera!lly ANYTHING heheheha

Its a slinger SIGMA MALE!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymously sus #1 September 20, 2022