Skittle Jizz

The juice that comes from chewing a mouth full of skittles.

I coughed up a lung because all that Skittle jizz running down my throat.

by Kid_Wicked April 23, 2009

skittle sweeper

Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.

Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:

"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to

1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses

2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public

3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live

4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."

Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."

Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!

Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...

by gdp247365 January 2, 2012

Skittle Douche

noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.

Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.

OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?

adj. Your my little skittle douche :)

by sadddpanda October 24, 2011

sour skittles

a discreet way of calling someone a lesbian without offending them, refers o a female who likes a female

she eats sour skittles

by lilbabiey November 30, 2018

Skittle Biscuits

When a bitch is suckin' your dick and you slap her in the face with a pack of skittles.

Guy 1: "Yoooooooo I had my dick down some stupid cunt's throat and I hit her up with the Skittle Biscuits after 4 hours of stab wound fucking!!"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"

by KRZ311 May 20, 2016

Mad Skittles

1. Meaning 'extreme skills.'

2. Angry candy.

1. "That boy's got mad Skittles!"

2. "Oh no! Look out! It's a rampage of mad Skittles!"

by SilentFox21993 March 13, 2009

Skittles Crush

When you have a small crush on someone, but nothing too serious.

"I hooked up with that guy last weekend, skittles crushing so hard"

by swagged out gucci October 8, 2011