Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

Simrit

A name of Indian origin, usually in the Punjabi culture. It can be used for both boys and girls, but is typically used for girls as Simran.

Did you hear Simrit got suspended from school?

No, the boy or the girl?

by IndoCan May 23, 2018

Simrita

A little stupid brat that thinks that they're better than everyone else.

"That girl broke up with me after my job joss"
"What a Simrita!"

by anonymous October 8, 2021

similee

The baddie and the best to vide with also the best music and never break up with her

Similee is sooooooo pretty gorgeous and beautiful

by Similee October 28, 2020

Simi Valley Rap

The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre

Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap

by hubsta May 24, 2022

numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016

Sigrid

The hairiest bush you've ever seen in Norway. Wild, wiry, stinky & almost like a steelo.

Possum: What's wrong with your face it's all cut up?

VB: I went down on a Sigrid

by seniorsnurrebass June 25, 2016