Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Shoulder Touch

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.

“You know about the shoulder touch?”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”

by zestyfr July 9, 2023

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

Shoulder pain

Shoulder pain is a pain in your shoulders wich makes you very uncomfortable.
This pain can be very painful or can be just irritated.

''Hey can you pass me the salt my fucking shoulder is hurting again.''
''I can't go to the skate park today my shoulder hurt too fucking bad.''
''Im afraid you have shoulder pain.''

by shoulder pain sufferer October 24, 2019

Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 4, 2021

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

shoulder diggin'

when haveing sexual intercours, the male will proceed to dig his shoulder into the female's vagina.

yeah, he was shoulder diggin' me so hard last night, that my vag still hurts!

by justmeaperson March 12, 2011