Shoulder pain

Shoulder pain is a pain in your shoulders wich makes you very uncomfortable.
This pain can be very painful or can be just irritated.

''Hey can you pass me the salt my fucking shoulder is hurting again.''
''I can't go to the skate park today my shoulder hurt too fucking bad.''
''Im afraid you have shoulder pain.''

by shoulder pain sufferer October 24, 2019

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

by Zuppamon January 25, 2019

shoulder with the kids

If someone is "shoulder with the kids", it's the opposite of hip with the kids. They're behind the times, lame-o, or droll.
You might be shoulder with the kids if you use the word "droll" and confidently know what it means.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 4, 2021

shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic

i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket

by kingoflb April 7, 2007

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

shoulder diggin'

when haveing sexual intercours, the male will proceed to dig his shoulder into the female's vagina.

yeah, he was shoulder diggin' me so hard last night, that my vag still hurts!

by justmeaperson March 12, 2011