Progressive Shonk

progressive shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky

A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk

"His progressive shonk sounds had the crowd hopping that night."

by Allison Redhead August 21, 2007

Shit Shook

this happends when someone close to you farts and it vibrates any part of your own person.

When I went to Claire's house we laughed for hours cause I shit shook her couch.

by Madaam-Mercury May 16, 2010

Captain Shook

A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.

"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."

by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017

secondhand shook

When you aren't directly involved in someone's drama but you're emotionally involved in it.

Damn, did you hear about Jim's baby mama drama? I'm secondhand shook, that baby isn't even on the same side of the color wheel as him.

by Caffeinebitch August 30, 2017

mad shook

More than just phisically or emotionally disturbed; usually said when some one did something that makes you really shocked or something happened that you did not think would happen

I was so mad shook when they told him that I still liked him, that I went home.

by Raine1524 December 16, 2017

Big Shmonk

-Head prophet of Lord Jah himself.
- Uses boof to lead the other Jahseist Brothers to Jahradise itself ( Sacred place of Jahseism).
-Top scientist in Jahology.
-The one chosen to take Gekyume from High Priestess Cleo and train him to his full potential.

Yo its Big Shmonk, destroyer of non-believers, and all who oppose Jahsehsm.

by Big Shmonk March 5, 2019

Grandpa Shook Barf

Grandpa Shook Barf is a feeling, a feeling when you don’t know what you are feeling.
For example, if you are mad and happy and the same time, you’d be Grandpa Shook Barf.
It’s pretty simple.

Guy: Hi, how are you feeling?
Girl: I’m feeling pretty Grandpa Shook Barf.

by mr.boyliker September 14, 2021