Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.
"Jakes a mother fucker."
replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"
"Jakes a Mary Shelley."
For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.
"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"
replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"
"Jakes a Mary Shelley."
For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.
"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"
by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008
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by the smarmasor who ate Sara April 29, 2009
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George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
by dannyp76 September 4, 2011
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Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.
Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.
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Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.
by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009
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"A girl who was at my residence recently who is so self involved and promiscuous as a biproduct of her own lack of self that at a moments notice abandons her friends to engage in inter coarse with *strangers(see douche bags) at local bars".
Shaylee left her friend alone at the bar to crawl in the back of some duches car in an ally only to appear in the later hours of the next day for all the shit she left strewn in said friends house.
by Jesus just post it! January 15, 2014
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kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.
kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.
kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!
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