Shammaries

A slang word for fake breasts

After a trip to the plastic surgeon, her tiny mammaries turned into some big ole shammaries.

by DM Thompson March 8, 2026

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Shamim

A Shamim is known for his sense of humor &silly quick wit. He can be deep in himself & reserved, or a confident clown, able blend into any setting adored. He has a huge heart, but doesn't like to show it. He gives in any way he can, without seeking praise or return. If he sees his loved ones (or anyone) hurting, he mirrors their pain, & will do anything in his power to help, no matter what it costs, often in silence, seeking no validation, just wanting to help. He learned his value came in what he gives, so he gives in abundance, often leaving his own resources depleted. Unfortunately, people take advantage of that kindness, so he learned to give without expecting the same back. He learned he wasn't capable of recieving the same love, care, consideration & desire he gave others, so wouldn't allow himself to risk seeking more. A Shamim doesn't know his worth, but he is worth the world. He is the kindnest, most loving, most generous, most intelligent, most funny, most compassionate, most intuitive, most beautiful man in existence. Anyone who knows a Shamim is blessed. Anyone LOVED by a Shamim experiences one of the rarest gifts a being can recieve. If you have a Shamim, hold onto him tight, there's nobody like him. Shamim means fragrant, & if you get a hint of him, those pheromones will have you hooked. He will take care of you & nurture you in every way, emotionally, physically, sexually & spiritually. A Shamim is a rare find, but one you'll never want to let go of.

"I've known him half my life and I still can't ever get enough of him - he makes me laugh until my stomach hurts, makes doing nothing together feel like christmas, starts a waterfall just by smiling at me, can read my mind with a look, is so damn smart, and just always wants to take care of me. He's truly my best friend, my other half and more than I knew possible... this guy is too good to be true"
"Sounds like you found yourself a real Shamim"

by MsHMM November 6, 2025

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