schmackdangled

shitfaced; drunk out of your mind

Chelsea: That girl over there is white-girl wasted.
Emily: Yeah, she's so schmackdangled!

by titmonger October 31, 2013

schmagel

Some one who knows they're crazy and tells them they're nuts.

A Schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-Morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the Uber-Morlocks to explain their theory.

by The Professor and nice boy February 7, 2014

schmagleball

A game which includes a bat and two bottles stacked upon each other. The objective is the game is to knock the bottles off with a ball while keeping the bat in place.

The boys played Schmagleball to pass time in the prison cell.

by Billy2017 May 27, 2014

schmackling

Two female dogs taking turns humping each other.

"Look at those bitches schmackling!"

by Steve erkle November 28, 2014

Schmaggot

1.A maggoty smelling vagina.

2.A pair of crusty testicles

"Dude she had a horrible schmaggot"

"Man do I have a bad schmaggot going on down there"

by bad@zz mofo April 8, 2015

schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

Scamaflauge

Lies and hustles used by drug addicts specifically speed freaks and heroin junkies

Rick has his scamaflauge coat on today I better make sure he didn't leave my house with anything in his pockets

by Colee October 1, 2016