Sandy Oyster

This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.

Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!

Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.

by katalveino skelia October 14, 2009

sandy flamer

while having sex with a girl on the beach light her pubic hair on fire and try to put it out using the sand.

Dude i was fuckin the brains out of sara on the beach and gave that bitch a sandy flamer cause shes such a jew. She got 3rd degree burns, it was awesome.

by michael c. m. c. May 9, 2007

Sandy hook

The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag

friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep

by girly1975 September 2, 2018

Sandy

When someone is acting bitchy/moody. As if they were at the beach and got sand in their vagina/orifice , which put them in a sour mood on an otherwise lovely day.

Dude why are you so sandy today?

What's Gary's problem he's acting so sandy.

Stop being a sandy little bitch!

by Apadravya July 27, 2010

Sandy

1. A barely-a-hurricane that would not have been big news had it hit Florida or the Carolinas.

2. A squirrel who can live underwater.

1. We get a Sandy every other year down here, New York, quit crying!

2. Sandy left the ocean to visit Texas.

by ptnc_92 February 9, 2014

Sandy Cheeks

The act of sticking one's penis in sand then proceeding to get a blowjob.
Preferably beach sand, but in a pinch, any will do.

My girlfriend made fun of me for being from Texas, so I took her to the beach and gave her some Sandy Cheeks.

by LemanRuss February 16, 2017

Sandy Dick

The action of inserting a wrapped sand-paper dildo into the anus or urethra of a gay lover.

Insert that sandy dick in me! I want to shit blood!

by MechPencil October 15, 2013