A Salsa is a female dog originated in Hong Kong. Everyone ignores them because they are annoying and has OCD. They also enjoys jathanising other animals such as sheep, wolf or even turtles. These dogs always come in pairs, as they keep each other warm.
Person 1: Mom can we have a Salsa?
Person 2: No. It will be double trouble.
by Great potty October 23, 2020
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Salsa is literally a freaking beautiful, talented, iconic, craziest, weirdest and wildest friend you’ll ever find! I am not joking she’s the girl if you need to talk, just a lovely friend really. She is just that one girl everyone is friend’s with, really outgoing, might seems innocent and shy but if you to know her she’s insane and a whole different kind of the term “innocent”. She is just a one of kind girl you shouldn’t let go
Girl: Hey that girl in our class, she looks shy
Girl 2: Guuuuuurrll, salsa is crazy, what do you mean???
Girl: Wait really?
Girl 2: Uh huh
by anak gila September 8, 2018
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When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 9, 2020
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When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
by Sniderbee February 9, 2014
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