Vegan Salsa 

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

Vegan Salsa by Sniderbee February 9, 2014

ghetto salsa 

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor

Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
Food recipe ghetto hood poorbrokeketchupTabasco

ghetto salsa by jackstrawtfb May 8, 2016

Chips & Salsa 

When you eatin her ass and she has diahrea

Bro last night my girl chips & salsa'd all over me

Chips & Salsa by Mindstormsguy11 August 14, 2017

tongue salsa 

As the tongue wiggles it also comes in and out of the mouth

Oh, do you and Logan like to tongue salsa to the Macarena?

tongue salsa by Who ordered the guac August 28, 2018

amazing salsa 

what's salsa? amazing haha
salsa's too cool for you and you know it B)

also she's amazing wink

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool hi amazing salsa
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today?

amazing salsa by cool salsa December 10, 2018

Death Salsa 

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.

Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.

Death Salsa by chocodile November 10, 2019

Spicy Salsa 

Beaner heater

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude ,just put some of that spicy salsa on it.

Spicy Salsa by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020