Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

neph-speak

Noun.
1) using - : the act of speaking in stream of consciousness mode
2) the result of using 1)

"That guy was in total Neph-speak mode, man, he was all like 'fish-head, buttocks, my only eye, my only I, I am the center of all that is, take a piss, see if I care, millennium hand and shrimp'"

by SignorGalilei April 2, 2004

Internetually speaking

Used to refer to something to do with the internet.

Or when making reference to something on the internet.

"Internetually speaking, I was as happy as a cat with a cheeseburger."

Internetually speaking, YouTube has become the go-to place for user-made content.

by Kai00 February 25, 2011

speaking dolphin

The sound a chick makes when you stick your dick in her ass thus making her speak like a dolphin.

Dude, I went to Sally's house and I totally made that bitch start speaking dolphin.

by white nigga candy October 15, 2014

Cheek Speak

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.

Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.

by Mochzilla July 3, 2022

monkey speak

a way of explaining a subject simply through the use of metaphors including monkeys and bananas

bro can you explain inflation in monkey speak for me

by sullybuckets January 16, 2022

I speak that

To understand something.... to confirm a statement. To agree with someone. Another way to say "I feel you"

*Mostly used by people from the West Coast

Mark: Hey are you trying to ball later?
Anthony: Oh yup! I speak that("I feel you")

Anthony: Are you trying to go to this party later?
Mark: I speak that!
Anthony: You speak that?
Mark: Oh yup! I speak that!

by WildcatChick December 14, 2010