Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

Ruben

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.

Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!

by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018

Ruben Papichups

A person who is the "king of breaking the seal" .

"Hey did you see that son of a Ruben Papichups?" "Yeah, I saw her! She used the bathrook 6 times in 1 hour !"

"Yeah, she is such a Ruben Papichups...always breaking the seal and clogging the toilets".

by 저슽 me August 30, 2021

Ruben Arvidsson

A pice of shit

That guy is such a Ruben Arvidsson

by ilikeyouraunt October 1, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is a babygorl and has a nice ass to slap on.

What do you think of Ruben?
everybody like him.

by ruigerosa September 30, 2020

Ruben

Ruben is a sexy guy with a hot teasing voice. He is tall and attractive, he's the sweetest person for the people he cares about. Ruben is the hottest guy ever.

Ruben can I taste your Rubito?
Ruben: Id like to taste your fifi at the same time.
Its called 69

by Mmamaciita November 2, 2017

ruben

my boyfriend who i love and i’ll die for his nyash

i’m a nyash warrior for rubens nyash

by im1011 July 1, 2022