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Riley

Someone who is lazy and usually ends up obese. They are annoying to be around and smell like elephant shit. Riley’s are usually very antisocial and don’t talk to the oppsite sex. They are more sexually interested in their people of their own sex instead
Someone of the same sex: RILEY STOP HUMPING ME
by I have no idea about a name November 14, 2018
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Riley

A very bad girl, who is a buthole. And usually sassy. Usually has a porn addiction
Have you seen Riley walk all sassy in the hallway?
by Anthony6253 January 16, 2015
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Riley

A light skinned, skin headed, homosexual Nazi whom enjoys the sensual sensations of many meatball subs in the many holes in his body.
Did you see how many meatball subs he had? He must be a Riley.
by coolest guy ever part 2 January 26, 2014
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Riley

A retarded spud of a cunt that has a fat ass and a small dick, he rapes goats and chickens and he also shoved asparagus up his ass hole.
Your such a fucken Riley, you’ll end up in juvie if you rape another chicken!
by Bigblackboy6969 November 28, 2018
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Riley

Riley is a redneck who likes his big green tractor cows and his curls. He will take any girl that will like his tractor rides. His favorite song is big green tractor and he likes jamming out to it. Even though riley can be a jerk he has a heart and if you are upset he will try and make you feel better with his stupid jokes. He has cute dimples and he likes his cows. But he would be a great boyfriend and even if he is just your friend you wanna keep him for as long as you can and not loose him
Riley is a kind caring guy
by Lmao05 February 25, 2019
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Riley

Continuing to lie, even though everyone knows you are lying.
Even though he has seen the curve, Riley continues to lie in claiming it's flat.
by Wyzwol September 20, 2017
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Riley

A pokemon playing Asian. Typically smells bad and is bad with girls.
Get out of here riley there is no pokemon here
by Detective pablo July 15, 2019
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