goon reservoir

A container for holding the substances leaked while in the act of gooning. Sometimes a jar, sometimes a bowl, or sometimes the humble McDonalds cup, anything capable of containing a liquid could serve as a goon reservoir.

Kyle has been in his room all day, I bet he’s almost filled his goon reservoir.

by Fancyursa March 21, 2025

Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.

Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.

by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

Live Oak Reserve

A neighborhood in Oviedo, where the houses all look alike and the people try and make their yard look the best on the block.

Yo, im heading over to Live Oak Reserve after school.

by PostToBe76 February 16, 2015

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

agricultural land reserve

When someone leaves your organization and your actions reflect that person's departure, generally in a negative manner.

When Wayne went to work in a different job, his co-workers started acting agricultural land reserve.

by Jaden 41 August 3, 2020

Hop on Reserve

When your friend wants to loose all of his shit to a D2 camper because he is a greedy little bitch and doesnt wanna buy a RR

Hey hop on reserve?
Ew bro I dont want to carry your shit again you always die to a D2 camper just fucking buy a red rebel already.

by Joaquinkiller1111 July 29, 2021