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shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
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Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.
I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.
by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020
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cool boy remover

The guy who be jealous of his friend's status and tries to humiliate him in public.
Why you tryna insult Can, are you a"cool boy remover"?
by cbattal September 14, 2020
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third-cousin-11X-removed

Third-cousin-eleven-removed (3C11R).
My third-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Flip flop remover

A girl or woman who takes off her sandals at random and anywhere. Whether she is waiting in line or sitting in a public place, she will automatically remove her sandals. It is possible that she has dirty soles because she steps on the floor barefoot. Also, she could lose one or both flip flops because she forgets that she is actually wearing them.
- Did you see how dirty that barefoot bitch has the soles?
- Yes, completely black, but she did not come barefoot, she is wearing flip flops, she is a flip flop remover
by yo_jobobus September 17, 2021
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Voter’s Remorse

When you voted for a candidate based on identity politics versus the candidate’s abilities and agendas.
In 2021, millions of voters questioned the political decision they made at the polls and showed all classical signs of voter’s remorse.
by rbrice March 13, 2022
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Remote Fight

A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.
A. I want to watch that show.
B. That show sucks
C. Wanna remote fight for it?
A.B.C.-REMOTE FIGHT!
by Over Roger January 8, 2009
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