ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

Ranch Dance

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.

I had to do the Ranch Dance to not shit my pants.

by Nobody-important September 14, 2016

Ranch Gang

A group of homosexual hooligan juvenile delinquents

Ranch gang has vandalized my residence!! Meddling children!!!!

by Ranch_Gang September 11, 2021

diamond ranch

a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.

i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom

by kereo April 28, 2017

Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.

Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!

by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018

big ranch

An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.

Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”

Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”

Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”

Guy 2: “I believe that statement”

by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017