Puerto Rican jellyfish

The act of busting a nut then doing a backflip fast enough to clutch a load the load with your buttcheeks in mid air then fart

dude i watched this one guy do a Puerto Rican jellyfish last night best fap of my life

by dadcomehome October 1, 2018

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puerto rican rumble

to pull this off your going to need some money,

first, you must hire around 7 puerto ricans, the key number here is 7. the next step is to hide them in your closet, and get your loved one to come over.

you then proceed to have sex with your partner, and in the act, you scream out the phrase "arriba!!!!" this is the key word that lets the puerto ricans know its time to make the entry,

at this point, they all come rushing out and proceed to gang bang your loved one.

oh man she got the puerto rican rumble last night

by le pirate August 29, 2006

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Puerto Rican Showers

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.

Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.

by ChrisKizzle January 17, 2008

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