premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.

I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.

by rcr4624 November 22, 2011

premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.

King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."

by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017

premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

by xtopher brown December 9, 2008

premature vocalization

when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song

Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."

by D-Lynn May 12, 2010

Prematurely Dropjaculate

When someone drops a college class before the end of the semester/quarter. Causes for premature dropjaculation are many, including: rigorousness of class, a dislike for the professor, or unforeseen obstacles. It is very rare for someone to make it through college without prematurely dropjaculating at least once.

Person 1: Hey, I don't see you in class anymore.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I prematurely dropjaculated.
Person 1: Man, don't worry about it. It happens to everyone at least once.

by Thecanuck April 6, 2011