Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.

"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"

by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012

Premature Etextulation

Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.

Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?

Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.

Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.

by bizmike October 24, 2012

premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.

I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.

by rcr4624 November 22, 2011