Playstation

A company by Sony who have failed at phones & now at making game consoles.

Anyone remember Sony's attempt at Phones? Well now we have the PS5 a bigger failure then then the Galaxy note 7.

"Hey Paul, I'ma buy a PS5 to support Sony!"
"Why would you get a PS5 when for a lower price you could get a steam deck and some good steam games to play on the go!"

"hey your right I should do that"

Hey wanna know something that is lower quality then the Nintendo Switch yet somehow more $$$ a Playstation!

by EaSportsisascam May 22, 2025

Playstation 3

most expensive console you could buy at the time it played PS1 across all PS3 consoles and some OG PS3s play PS2 games it competed against the Xbox 360 and Wii it also released with the Sixaxis controller at launch but later the DualShock 3 launched with all the features of the sixaxis controller but now with rumble

Playstation 3 blew 500-600 dollars to play ridge racer 7

by Cyndaquil113 July 13, 2023

playstation

Where they light the candles at a Chinese Catholic Church

We were at the playstation of St. Marie de Guadaloupe

by YodleDeeHoe August 11, 2023

Muhammed Saad Allah Playstation

The ratfucker peso that spams c_ in discord servers that eats fucking bitches that he kills in his moms basement.
Islamic name with a picture of Jesus and a playstation as his pfp, racist against: everyone
fucking gross ass faggot that needs to die

"Have you heard of Muhammed Saad Allah Playstation?"
"No, STFU."

by jasper309329032908430924094 August 24, 2023

playstation poraali

person who is fond of playing playstation; a person who wants a good gaming community via speaking well

Listener: "Hey you sound like playstation poraali"

by its_me_whistlee November 26, 2021

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox is better then playstation. "xBoX gOt nO gAmEs" don't nobody the ages of 9-18 give a fuck about those boring ass single player ass ps5 games. Xbox niggas chill and don't complain while play station niggas gotta always find something to bitch about and suck the dick of their badly drawn space ship console. Every nigga I know play on PS weird asf and I ofc don't talk to those niggas no more. Xbox niggas are actually funny while playstation niggas are corny and think being sus = comedy.

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox guy: aye I'm tryna hop on 2k what u play on?
Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
Ps5 guy: ewwww niggaaaa u play xbox?? U lame asf
Xbox guy: ewwww nigga u still single looking for men to fuck????

*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"

by GAT DAMN NIGGA CHILL ISSA JOKE July 13, 2022