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someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
by MR....X July 24, 2010
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national non binary partner day

go post your non binary partner on August 10 and enjoy them! :D
hey babe happy national non binary partner day <33
by sjdhbsud :) August 4, 2021
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
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Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day
by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022
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National Fight With Your Partner Day.

On November 19th, You simply have an argument with your partner/friend with benefit/significant other...for fun!
John: Fuck you Alana.
Alana: Excuse me?
John: It's National Fight With Your Partner Day.
by skeet's street November 19, 2022
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