A haunted breakfast from the great beyond. Often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream, demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted butter. These flapjacks are coming for you when the sun goes down.
by letithappen88 December 31, 2016
The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.
- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.
- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.
"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"
"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."
"I am a first pancake."
"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."
"I am a first pancake."
by baking420 January 17, 2012
The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.
by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011
When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.
by Fakecrabsarelobsters October 18, 2015
A prostitute that accepts pancakes as a form of payment; or a person who uses rolled pancakes as a dildo.
by Sabrina Bigverdee June 01, 2014
a term meaning up to no good or shady business, such as what you would think if you saw someone actually sitting on pancakes
by Mr.Moneybags January 27, 2011