Puerto Rican jellyfish

The act of busting a nut then doing a backflip fast enough to clutch a load the load with your buttcheeks in mid air then fart
dude i watched this one guy do a Puerto Rican jellyfish last night best fap of my life
by dadcomehome October 02, 2018
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puerto rican rumble

to pull this off your going to need some money,

first, you must hire around 7 puerto ricans, the key number here is 7. the next step is to hide them in your closet, and get your loved one to come over.

you then proceed to have sex with your partner, and in the act, you scream out the phrase "arriba!!!!" this is the key word that lets the puerto ricans know its time to make the entry,

at this point, they all come rushing out and proceed to gang bang your loved one.
oh man she got the puerto rican rumble last night
by le pirate August 27, 2006
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Puerto Rican Showers

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.
Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.
by ChrisKizzle January 15, 2008
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puerto rican parade

when you throw garbage usually fast food out of the car window
"Hey john puerto rican parade that", or just "parade that"
by clarkstein January 10, 2008
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Puerto Rican shotgun

the center seat front seat in a car or (especially) a pickup truck
I was driving. Jose had shotgun and Miguel had Puerto Rican shotgun.
by Michael Q Lopez June 05, 2005
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Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.
I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.
by dexers_lab July 28, 2009
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Puerto Rican Flag

Signs and symptoms of an STD, that generally come after sleeping with a dirty unhygienic Puerto Rican.
Two weeks after Kim had a one night stand with Carlos; her vagina looked like a Puerto Rican Flag.
by BIG76 May 09, 2007
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