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Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.
"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"
by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025
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First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.
by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023
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Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.
Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016
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Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.
If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.
by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019
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leaning peacock

When your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. Your partner then places their hand above their arse crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peacock. The man then proceeds to anally penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand.
Woman 1 - " I was feeling adventurous, so I asked him if we could try the leaning peacock. It was difficult to maintain the hand position due to the speed he took me at "

Woman 2 - " Sounds like you had a blast love "
by 10 Inch Finch January 4, 2014
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Peacock Kids

An amazing YouTube channel that was formerly called DreamWorks TV.
Person 1: What did you watch today?
Person 2: Peacock Kids.
Person 1: YOU LIKE THAT CRAP?! Me too!
by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
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