Spinnaker-panties

noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.

"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."

by quinndiesel January 11, 2012

Pantie Hammock

When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.

“I executed a pantie hammock with Jessica after school”

by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020

panty lube

Anything special a guy does to get a girl to have sex with him

Guy 1 "dude, two dozen roses is some pretty expensive panty lube"
Guy 2 "yea but it totally worked"

by Tippy2 June 27, 2015

Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!

Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?

by Vendetta Fist November 09, 2021

Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.

I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.

by DJCodio September 22, 2008

Hipster panties

Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.

I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.

by WedgiedGirl December 07, 2018

poof panties

Inflatable underpants founded in england

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties

by Psychokay666 March 26, 2018