by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

Some kid with no parents or guardians like imagine L BOZO big ass nerd, just get sum parents bro, LOOZAH
by GinningLlama0 April 11, 2022

by Hardrum April 2, 2022

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019
