slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023
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Orphan

Some kid with no parents or guardians like imagine L BOZO big ass nerd, just get sum parents bro, LOOZAH
The Pedophile touches orphans

Anne Frank ze jew. Hail the Fuhrer
by GinningLlama0 April 11, 2022
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Kill the Orphan

Means To Kill the rich People Who is Very Greedy In Life or to kill innocent Children
by Hardrum April 2, 2022
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Orphan

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016
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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”
What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”
by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019
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