Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

University of Oregon Women’s Track Team

A team of hot track stars from the University of Oregon.

Damn the University of Oregon women’s track team is Hot!!

by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022

Northern Oregon

The north coast, the Portland area, the gorge, and the northeast. It goes from Clatsop/Tillamook to Wallowa County.

Northern Oregon is where most of the state lives.

I love Northern Oregon. I wish there were a Northern Oregon University.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Western Oregon

Where 90% of Oregonians live. It has the entire Oregon Coast, Portland area, Willamette Valley, and Rogue Valley. It’s what Oregon is known for.

Western Oregon beats Central and Eastern Oregon at everything. It has the coast which is why it’s superior.

I'm glad I live in Western Oregon instead of Central or Eastern Oregon.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Oregon

Hometown of the incredible hippie nation, hipsters and beer drinkers. Better bring all seasons in your suitcase because our weather is bipolar, literally.. and if you want everybody to know your not from here, just use an umbrella when its raining! its also pronounced or-eee-gone. not or-o-gone. we like to eat organic as well.and we recycle..obviously. we don't have pools because we have earth pools, that are already made.. by the earth. our state is beautiful and full of fresh air. pictures here our incredible..

i sure love this oregon rain!

by RWTHRSYTS June 2, 2015

Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022

Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.

Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.

by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020