When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 03, 2022
by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022
hipster boys, referring to skinny white boys with shaggy hair that are #edgy, paint their nails black, smoke pot, are excruciatingly sarcastic, and probably #sk8. but obviously they’re totally NOT pretentious.
her: yeah, he has old converse and smells like body odor but he’s sooo hot..
him: he sounds like an oregon-boy.
him: he sounds like an oregon-boy.
by Keekat2004 December 09, 2018
A phenomenon that occurs in the state of Oregon. Lifetime residents aren't aware or it. Only those who have spent some time out of state will notice. The citizens of Oregon love to stare. In traffic, at the grocery store, in line at the bank, etc. It's what they do, and when you catch them staring, the won't look away.
They were never taught public manners because the only city in the entire state is Portland. Don't take it as a threat or an insult. It's simply their way of life.
They were never taught public manners because the only city in the entire state is Portland. Don't take it as a threat or an insult. It's simply their way of life.
You've heard the saying "a deer in the headlights." More like "an Oregonian in the Wal-Mart."
You ever get that feeling that someone's watching you? Oh right, we're in Oregon.
The Oregon Stare
You ever get that feeling that someone's watching you? Oh right, we're in Oregon.
The Oregon Stare
by Foomdawg August 02, 2022
The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.
Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
by fakescientist8000 September 12, 2021
When a girl puts her menstrual blood into a condom, then freezes it to be used as a toy for sexual pleasure.
by MisterListertheSister fister April 06, 2020
When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.
by Jeezus69 December 31, 2020