Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

University of Oregon Women’s Track Team

A team of hot track stars from the University of Oregon.

Damn the University of Oregon women’s track team is Hot!!

by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022

Oregon

Hometown of the incredible hippie nation, hipsters and beer drinkers. Better bring all seasons in your suitcase because our weather is bipolar, literally.. and if you want everybody to know your not from here, just use an umbrella when its raining! its also pronounced or-eee-gone. not or-o-gone. we like to eat organic as well.and we recycle..obviously. we don't have pools because we have earth pools, that are already made.. by the earth. our state is beautiful and full of fresh air. pictures here our incredible..

i sure love this oregon rain!

by RWTHRSYTS June 2, 2015

Oregon Belly

When ratchet girls touch their pregnant stomachs and take a selfie and you can see how gross the bedroom is behind you

Damn did you see Cayla's Oregon belly selfie she posted yesterday?

by Marmar October 4, 2015

Diego Oregon

Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it

He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)

Whao who is that stupid Kid.Diego Oregon

by Follow Diego is crack head on April 9, 2019

Oregon Tease

When you're making out in the dark and one person accidentally gets a mouthful of chin.

"Last night I was making out in the dark and Stan got an Oregon Tease!"

by Zakami August 17, 2019

oregon cherry

When a girl puts her menstrual blood into a condom, then freezes it to be used as a toy for sexual pleasure.

Amanda: Last night I used my Oregon Cherry.

by MisterListertheSister fister April 6, 2020