Rum Bong

A drinking apparatus to consume large amounts of rum in a short amount of time. Consists of several feet of tubing connected to a valve and another section of tubing a few inches long. The tube is inserted into the rum, preferably a 2 liter of rum & coke, which is placed above the drinker, either at the top of stairs or a loft. The valve is opened and gravity forces rum down the tube and into your throat. Guaranteed to mess you up.

Holy hell, we downed that half gallon of rum in like... 20 minutes. I don't even feel a thing though.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.

by Timmy W. April 26, 2008

bong load

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

bong rip

Noun - what one has taken when they smoke a dose of marijuana from a bong. See bong hit.

Tran took a bong rip before the job interview in order to calm his nerves.

by oolong August 17, 2006

Bong Cheese

The left over smoke after taking a hit from a bong.

Hey dude you have to clear that bong cheese before I hit the tube

by Mir0ki September 16, 2021

bong about it

Don't talk about it, bong about it. Rip a fat pack of marijuana out your bong when you fight with someone.

My girlfriend and I were fighting, then I spotted my bong. I said "Bitch, don't talk about it, bong about it."

by Bullshitter420 April 9, 2015

Dan bong

The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China

“Did you hit that Dan Bong? It was disgusting!”

by PensHockey71 October 25, 2018

Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.

Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."

by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013