When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Pole Beansmug. by Minh Gune fan 99 January 19, 2020
Get the Pole nuggetmug. by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009
Get the colon-polingmug. First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sick line.
"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."
"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."
"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."
by ErinSlayor May 2, 2018
Get the pole whackingmug. Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."
"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"
"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"
"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."
by bortschuss May 1, 2007
Get the pole-touchermug. Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019
Get the Hit the polesmug. by Jaumlaineda October 22, 2010
Get the slug polemug.