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ZOMG OWNED!

The best strategy game out there.

Ever.

Better than WoW!
EVER

Player: Dude, lets play some Warcraft!

Normal person: You mean World of warcraft? No!

Player: Lol, not WoW, Warcraft 3, the best game ever! ZOMG OWNED!
by Behindyou1o1 March 8, 2009
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hut- owned

to be owned at pizza hut when you could be doing better things
brett hut- owned dana and staci
by dana and staci December 26, 2007
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I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.
Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!
by Parasyte January 28, 2003
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D'OWNED

When you go to open a door, and either it is locked and won't open, or it is a door with a bar and you push on the wrong side of the door and it won't open for you. Like getting Owned by a door.
*Guy goes for one of two doors and pulls the door that is locked*

"MAN YOU JUS GOT D'OWNED!"
by Daniel Novak October 18, 2008
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Dis-owned

That dis-owned faggot was left to the streets to die
by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018
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snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
by allahiah December 14, 2008
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fuckin owned

when some one gets owned brutaly
boy 1 dam dam dam

boy 2 dam man i fuckin owned you
by undead4ever October 20, 2008
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