Premium Noob

People who pay for advantages in-game are often called "premiums" or "premium players".

Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.

Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.

Guy1: "Hey, Guy2 has a weapon that's damage statistics have been boosted"

Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"

Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"

by Fuzion XL September 10, 2011

Uber Gnarly Noob

When playing an online multiplayer game, a guy / girl whos very new to the game starts killing his own team mates & acting like a very idiotic noob, not really having a clue what to acheive within the game and using annoying voice masking over thier mic.

*noob joins in near end of game* -

SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)

DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"

Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"

*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*

DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"

NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |

*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*

by GBX March 26, 2008

Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God

One of those clickbait Minecraft (or Among Us) YouTube videos you find on the internet. Can also come in the form of, “Noob vs pro.” But in this case it is a noob going against a pro going against a hacker going against a god.

Child: Hey I love watching Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God!
Another Dude: how old are you, seven?

by Nice182645 February 5, 2021

Noob Packin

In Halo when three nubs get in the warthog in CTF BG and go straight for your flag like they have a chance at getting it, but are really just giving the other team a free triple kill.

noob #1> OMFG LETS GET IN THE WARTHOG
noob #2> YAY SHODDY DRIVING!
noob #3> IM A NUB. YAY!

1337 5ki115> Shoddy triple penetration

by 455 Mi1k December 6, 2004

Noob tuber

a n00b on CoD 4 who only uses the grenade tube to kill you.

John: I just got tubed
Frank: boot the little noob tuber then

by camazonDamazon April 14, 2008

Noob Biscuit

A variation of the term "noob."

"Carl just killed his own teammate!"
"What a noob biscuit!"

by The B Man November 7, 2007

console noob

A person who uses a console system for gaming instead of a computer.

PC "Hey have you played the new mod maps for Team Fortress 2?"
Console "No I have a PS3, I don't get to play modded maps :("
PC "Psh what a console noob"

by Joe Quirk April 29, 2008