DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.
You see that black van that’s dj nonce
by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018
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Taxi nonce

A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job
I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce
by Johnb34 March 28, 2022
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Nana Nonce

A word used to describe an old styled person who is additionally a pedo.
by Peepee47 February 12, 2020
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Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.
Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.
by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021
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Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.
'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'
by BrettRambo November 17, 2021
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squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.
John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you
by Reesebby October 01, 2018
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Rex Nonce

A bloke called Rex who’s just a raging pedo
Ellis: What’s Rex Nonce doing?
Joe: Probably fiddling kids.
by PenisQueefer692572 February 18, 2023
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