brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

by Yugemos September 23, 2013

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 4, 2021

Shoulder-Shrine

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.

Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.

by G. Robertson January 6, 2008

shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic

i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket

by kingoflb April 7, 2007

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

shoulder diggin'

when haveing sexual intercours, the male will proceed to dig his shoulder into the female's vagina.

yeah, he was shoulder diggin' me so hard last night, that my vag still hurts!

by justmeaperson March 12, 2011