Eyebrowing

When you shave off your eyebrows during a 2007 britney breakdown and now you're desperately drawing them on with sharpie.

Person one: did you hear about rachel she's gonna shave off her eyebrows
Person 2: bet she'll be eyebrowing after doing it

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

bleach eyebrows

basically just eyebrows that camouflage w/ the skin tone.

Omg chief keef has big bleach eyebrows

by realedp September 15, 2018

Itchy Eyebrows

Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.

“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”

“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”

“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”

by Chikitits July 03, 2021

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

mom eyebrows

Expressive eyebrows typically found on a mom

“Dude you have mom eyebrows”

by Fatgirl_623 December 28, 2022

playoff eyebrows

When you can't grow a playoff beard, in support of your favorite NHL team

What is up with Megan's new look? She is growing playoff eyebrows in support of the Hurricanes Stanley Cup run

by rnnrdad April 22, 2023

eats eyebrows

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*eats eyebrows*

by uwuslayqueenyas August 30, 2023