wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024

Wifi

When you dubbledongel someone so hard under sex and they become a catalyst for wifi connection.

Omg man, i gave her the dubble dongel yesterday, couldnt figure out the wifi password though.. shame.

by kangaroocash August 26, 2020

wifi money

A way to influence children to learn to make money. Wifi money is considered dropshipping.

" HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CARS!" "wifi money."

by chickenbutt12312312 January 17, 2023

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

WiFi Bread

"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.

Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.

James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.

by Morrahunter March 18, 2024

Spectrum x wifi (wifrum)

A ship between the host and co host of SAWARS😟

Hey I ship spectrum x wifi (wifrum)
Ew

by Metal Eater June 5, 2022

Door Wifi

Door Wifi is any individual playing an online game that has sub-par wifi

bro i’m on 800 ping, my Door Wifi is acting up again

by V2lkyrie September 4, 2022