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Nikola

Funny guy with MONSTER COCK. "Mr. Fuck Your Mom". His personality and big dick will make any girl go from: "Im not that kind of girl." to "Oh my god my ass is gonna be ripped apart like 9/11 twin buildings.
1: There is a guy with a big dick.
Igor: I know i i saw it when Nikola was in my mom.
by UhhhhhhhSoBig November 21, 2021
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Nikolas Wheeler

A person who jerks of to gay porn and licks used condoms

Typically drinks cum and smells like anal
Dad: Nikolas Wheeler, stop licking my condoms

Nikolas Wheeler: Please, dad I'm horny
by Dicklover569 October 25, 2017
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Nikola

an abnormally beautiful man who most often has gorgeous hair and beautiful eyes. he is very witty and musically gifted. most often they have IQ 149.
warning!
he answers everything with "ok" so you may want to beat him up.
Nikola is stupid!
by idijot October 17, 2020
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Nikola

Nikola is a wonderful person, full of love, laughs, smiles, muscles and more. He is great looking and pretty damn amazing. He is super nice, but sometimes thinks low of his self (which is not good) he is an amazing boyfriend, with an amazing personality. He is such a loveable person with eyes and smile that can melt your heart. he always find a way to make you happy. And anyone would be lucky to have him in their life!
Nikola is a good personality and is very kind to others
by geige123 November 23, 2021
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Nikolas

Any dude named Nikolas has a massive schlong (its true).
Omg its Nikolas is Schlong is massive
by Reallymassiveschlong November 25, 2021
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Nikola

Usually used to describe an attractive, intelligent, gorgeous and successful woman. But also a cold hearted bitch that doesn’t care about others feelings. She’s gonna manipulate you, don’t trust her.
Her lips, her hair, her smile, everything about her is perfect. The prettiest girl. I love Nikola.
by JksBaby November 21, 2021
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Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
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