Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

Skate-ness

The ability to skate board. Most of the time in past tense.

"Can't land anything today...mustve lost my Skate-ness." "Better skate some today...and get my Skat-ness back."

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Nepsis

The technical Bulgarian term for vagina; has recently become an obscure slang used to test whether a man is a cockNOMing fag or not.

Counterpart to the male Penicilus.

IMPROPER USAGE

"Man, Nepsises fail."
This makes you a dicksuckling little fagwad.

PROPER USAGE

"I like a-da Nepsis. Am not gayuh."
This makes you not gayuh, or a lesbian (of the hot variety).

by Richter Raping Richter January 9, 2009

pain-ness

The act of being in pain.

"There's so much pain-ness in my mouth!"

by MattHenryKristain January 30, 2004

Ness

Ness is Ness. There is no other way to explain Ness. It's not a thing, no not really. It's a noun and an adjective at the same time. It can be a deity. But it might not...
antonym:ish

unwritten laws of ness

by countess D December 27, 2003

neisseria gonorrhoeae

The bacteria that causes the disease gonorrhea.

You HAVE gonorrhea. The gonorrhea you HAVE is CAUSED by the bacteria neisseria gonorrhoeae.

by lennon_lvr May 13, 2006

pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.

person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?

by pedo1245 September 14, 2011