i hate my life 

The opposite of "I love my life".

Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.

Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"

Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"

You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"

i hate my life by Nick H February 3, 2004

School -- waste of my life 

Where u do nothing
where old 50 yr old guys try 2 get u
where semi old women try to seduce u in the arts of lerning literature that u dont give a f**k about
where u space out in 5 minutes
where u get laid in the best ways

cant think of anything
skool is pointless

School -- waste of my life by JaY - BlaSe December 11, 2003

Your Taking My Life 

When someone is taking forever to do something. And it seems like your wasting your life waiting for them

John:Dude i gotta take a dump hold on

You: Dude are you almost done "Your Taking My life".

Your Taking My Life by MiszVicious June 17, 2009

i hate my life 

I hate my life is an expression to show how after u did something wrong or stupid. It's not meaning anything with suicide at all so be mindful of parents hearing it.

You: ::drops book:: uhgg i hate my life

Person 1: we have a huge bio test tomorrow
Person 2: Not uh really?
Person 1: yea!
Person 2: uhhg i hate my life

i hate my life by Linploop =] December 28, 2005

I hate my life 

Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.

I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.

I hate my life by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Fuck My Life 

Quite possibly the most annoyingly retarded and overused phrase used today. Even more retarded when abbreviated.

"Oh I dropped my slushee... fuck my life..."

"Oh my god I farted fml.."

etc. etc. etc.

Fuck My Life by OminousAnonymous March 8, 2009

did my life 

Ruined , broken, not working

Travon did my life 😂

did my life by How you doing May 2, 2015