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Mop Riblem

When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.
by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021
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vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.
Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "
by mtaybar October 15, 2015
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anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016
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Fuck the Mop

A way to express disbelief or amazement in response to an event or statement.

Gosh!

No way! Really?
"!!!? Fuck the mop, woman/man/name of person."
by tsophi March 22, 2021
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trot mopping

When a girl is walking down the street and asks every guy to have sex with her aka trot mopping
Look there's that slut trot mopping down the street again.
by Spice Killa July 14, 2016
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Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
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twat mop

another name for a go-tee
Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
by sss1 January 2, 2008
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