Mop-head

A person with long hair and is highly annoying

Person1 "Did you see thatMop-head the other day."
Person2 "I know so annoying, I just want to stick him in a bucket!"

by XTheBadMonkeyX August 19, 2016

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trot mopping

When a girl is walking down the street and asks every guy to have sex with her aka trot mopping

Look there's that slut trot mopping down the street again.

by Spice Killa July 14, 2016

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anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016

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When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.

by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021

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Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.

May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

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