A michael is an amazing and handsome man, who can make you laugh harder than ever!! he is very sweet and kind and if your dating a michael (lucky you!!) he will give you so much love and attention and more!! not to mention he is a hottie;) if you ever meet a Michael cheerish him forever!
by trisha4657392 July 10, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Tallboy who's height rivaled that of the twin towers so he had the Muslims blow them up. # The creator of cucks
by Wilmore Jenkins October 28, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. A Michael is an absolute dick. He can be funny at times, but doesn't seem to understand anyone. He makes the worst boyfriend possible. He will only make matters worse. He is kinda sticky and leaves an odd after taste after kissing you. He is just about as smooth as an 80 year old man. He CAN be cool, but that's pretty rare. He's obsessed with video games and you have to pry him out of his house. Michael's can be decent friends as long as you don't tell them any personal stuff.
Bob-I haven't seen Michael in a week. Is he still alive?
Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.
Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.
by Absolutetrash77777 August 3, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
by slayerr August 30, 2007
Get the michaelmug. Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand
Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael
Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael
Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.
Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. by Tati22 June 4, 2018
Get the Michaelmug.