Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS
by Not_simon, not/at:all September 17, 2021

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.
by Heyyyythere February 28, 2017

by Aggressive Poke Bowl January 29, 2025

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

by Mickkearney1888 March 7, 2020

A Marti is a person who is so incompetent he can't even open the door. The only thing they do is playing falstad simulator all day long.
by Sensei J December 3, 2018
