Marti

Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS

Look man a marti hide ur daughters n go hide, I WANT HIM FOR ME

by Not_simon, not/at:all September 17, 2021

Marty’s Landscaping

A local landscaping company in Massachusetts.

“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

marty mcmatton

Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.

Dude. Your such a Marty McMatton

by Heyyyythere February 28, 2017

Pepe Marti

The best RedBull junior academy driver ever, fight me if you think otherwise

"Woah dude Pepe Marti is so cool"
"He obviously is"

by Aggressive Poke Bowl January 29, 2025

rock and marty

The show where that one doctor got turned into a banaba

Rock and Marty made me contract T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

martys sassuage fingers

Big martin Morris sassuage fingers

Marty fingered someone with his Martys sassuage fingers

by Mickkearney1888 March 7, 2020

Marti

A Marti is a person who is so incompetent he can't even open the door. The only thing they do is playing falstad simulator all day long.

A: "I can hold your door open"
B: "No thank you, im not a Marti

by Sensei J December 3, 2018