Skip to main content

Marty’s Landscaping

“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021
mugGet the Marty’s Landscapingmug.

Marty Feldman

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.
My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
mugGet the Marty Feldmanmug.

Marty Mcfly

A type of fashion mistake where you keep 30 year old shirts so you look like you are back from the future.
It's Marty Mcfly himself.
by JuishTraditions November 14, 2021
mugGet the Marty Mcflymug.

Marty Dolan

A rich Wall Street elitist running as AOC's primary challenger. Probably the type of guy to browse Reddit all day and smugly tell people : "You don't even know basic economics bro!!! How are you going to pay for it?!!!".
Marty Dolan is just a rich Wall Street dude who doesn't get it; vote for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on June 25th to support real progressive change!
by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024
mugGet the Marty Dolanmug.

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.
Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.
by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
mugGet the Marty Taxmug.

Marty Massage

A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!

Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)

Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.

Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?

Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!

Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!

Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.

Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.

Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
mugGet the Marty Massagemug.

Marty Day

Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.

Or

Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend

Marty Day
I’m going to take a Marty Day tomorrow.
by 247 JAK November 18, 2023
mugGet the Marty Daymug.

Share this definition