March 2nd

The best person and niggas are born

Charlie is born on March 2nd

by Bigboii123 November 12, 2019

March 21

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020

March 29th

National gives your boyfriend head day. If it’s his birthday he shall receive multiple rounds of head or sex as he pleases

Oh no it’s March 29th, he’s going to rock my world.

by Bfhhvdrth January 5, 2021

March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

March 21

Today is national Kick someone’s boob day when we can kick someone’s boob once

random person1: *kicks boob*
random person2: OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
random person1: it’s March 21

random person2: *kicks their boob*

by PersonThatYouTotallyDontKnow March 21, 2021

March 26th

international have sex day. Find someone, do the deed, if you don't succeed, well you're cursed then.

March 26th is the international have sex day, better get at it.

by Chessmeister69 March 23, 2021