Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013

Mud dart

Using a syringe or hypodermic needle with the metal tip removed to inject drugs usually meth or heroin into ones own or another's asshole for the benefit of an increased high as opposed to snorting smoking or oral ingestion without the dangers of stigma usually associated with I.V. use.

Just mud dart it then.

by Stay not trippin February 20, 2017

Mud Rose

When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.

Olivier: How was the hook up with Sabrina?
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals

Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time

by hahasuka December 08, 2020

mud dropping

to excrete fecal matter from an elevated position

my mud droppings were so large they made me stand up from the toilet

by Danyo February 19, 2003

mud ting

a thing that's extremely wet and brown, i.e muddy

"Want to run around the field with me?"

"Nahh, that's a mud ting"

by CarrotBoi February 11, 2016

mud snowshoe

Using semen as a lubricant for inserting a foot into a rectum.

I'm gonna mud snowshoe the SHIT outta this chick...

by Big Rubber December 24, 2015

Mud Whale

Typically a bloated RWD rally car with an $80 sticker running at the tail end of an ARA rally.

I'd rather be a Mud Whale than a Dirtfish.

by Mud Whale wrangler September 10, 2021