Coworker: Hey I’m supposed to be off in 5 minutes. Do you mind rolling my silverware for me?
Me: miss me
Me: miss me
by sandrafizzle January 23, 2020

by meganelizabeth July 15, 2005

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by carl. October 7, 2007

A pig with lipstick, looks like sloth from the goonies and a potato with foundation on! She is extremely obnoxious and has no friends! She sucks dick and eats pussy. She is bisexual. Also she is very bent. She shouts hey every five seconds and she stinks like a tramp!
by Dhhdgabsnch April 26, 2019

- bullshit text from a narcissist seeking validation. do not engage.
- fuckboi text reminding you he exists after disappearing for months, just in case you've forgotten him.
block immediately.
- fuckboi text reminding you he exists after disappearing for months, just in case you've forgotten him.
block immediately.
by bitterbish June 30, 2017
