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The self-aware love of false prophetic rapture involving galloping horses and multiple new forms of mind-pleasing satisfaction, with the potential for conceptual abstraction and realization
Faust: Hey Mephisto, can you imagine a horse galloping on a tomato?
Mephistopheles: Why, certainly, Faust. I’ve seen empires crumble on softer ground. A horse on a tomato is but a metaphor for man’s ambition. Absurd, slippery, and destined to burst under pressure.
Faust: woah trvke, thats so metaphiloauguryraptusopseudohippomultineoeupsychogratificationationalizability.
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The self-aware love of false prophetic rapture involving galloping horses and multiple new forms of mind-pleasing satisfaction, with the potential for conceptual abstraction and realization
Faust: Hey Mephisto, can you imagine a horse galloping on a tomato?
Mephistopheles: Why, certainly, Faust. I’ve seen empires crumble on softer ground. A horse on a tomato is but a metaphor for man’s ambition. Absurd, slippery, and destined to burst under pressure.
Faust: woah trvke, thats so metaphiloauguryraptusopseudohippomultineoeupsychogratificationationalizability.
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The self-aware love of false prophetic rapture involving galloping horses and multiple new forms of mind-pleasing satisfaction, with the potential for conceptual abstraction and realization
Faust: Hey Mephisto, can you imagine a horse galloping on a tomato?
Mephistopheles: Why, certainly, Faust. I’ve seen empires crumble on softer ground. A horse on a tomato is but a metaphor for man’s ambition. Absurd, slippery, and destined to burst under pressure.
Faust: woah trvke, thats so metaphiloauguryraptusopseudohippomultineoeupsychogratificationationalizability.
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The self-aware love of false prophetic rapture involving galloping horses and multiple new forms of mind-pleasing satisfaction, with the potential for conceptual abstraction and realization
Faust: Hey Mephisto, can you imagine a horse galloping on a tomato?
Mephistopheles: Why, certainly, Faust. I’ve seen empires crumble on softer ground. A horse on a tomato is but a metaphor for man’s ambition. Absurd, slippery, and destined to burst under pressure.
Faust: woah trvke, thats so metaphiloauguryraptusopseudohippomultineoeupsychogratificationationalizability.
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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
by boatedRus July 23, 2025
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Metaphicreal

A person with the first name Gibby, who is gay and fat and black and has down syndrome, aswell as being 4"1 (Wider than they are tall)
"Damn, that Metaphicreal's on a rampage today at this all-you-can-eat buffet!"
by Chickyyyyyyyyy8 September 2, 2025
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