Mermaiding

A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.

“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.

by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018

mermaid

to mermaid, was mermaided, is mermaiding - used for a situation where everyone is completely inebriated. The word mermaid is considered to bea creature who is completely submerged in water and a person who is mermaiding is someone who is completely full of alcohol.

ex: "dude everyone was mermaiding last night, but i think we should mermaid out again tonight"

by MaryWash November 28, 2011

mermaiding

After sex, a women makes a wailing noise with her tongue to further seduce her man.

I was having sex with this girl and then she was mermaiding. This drove me to my peak.

by joe333 October 22, 2013

Mermaid

A girl with the top part of a human, and the bottom of a fish.

The beautiful mermaid swam in the ocean with the graceful dolphins.

by Mermaid_of_the_ocean🐚🐬🐳💦 May 20, 2015

Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.

Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

by Han Don't youknow March 5, 2016

mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

by Viksin April 25, 2016

Mermaid Green

Teal Green Color

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".

by Spartanmermaid August 14, 2017