When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
by StankN October 17, 2010
Get the Mayonnaise bull ridemug. there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich
by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017
Get the A subway sandwich with mayonnaisemug. by no original thoughts April 29, 2022
Get the putting the lid on the mayonnaisemug. "I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."
by Lacan May 19, 2009
Get the Second-Hand Mayonnaisemug. The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.
Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face
Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.
Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face
Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.
by nuclear hobo September 1, 2019
Get the mayonnaise clown 🤡mug. by Jack McLaughlin February 27, 2007
Get the mixed mayonnaisemug. The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.
by Hari Fernandez Gonzales December 10, 2007
Get the chocolate chip mayonnaisemug.