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T.M.O.C. 

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment
Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.
T.M.O.C. by Protatoes January 18, 2018
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

The M.O'Connor Triangle 

A dating preference in which a man has three options simultaneously. These Consist of one woman that he's been dating for a while, and about to end a relationship with. The second one he's been dating for a shorter time, and everything is going well. The third and final one is just starting out, and beginning to blossom. And Tah Dah! The M.O'Connor triangle.
John: Three girls at once man?

Ryan: Yeah, the M.O'Connor triangle.

a m o g u s 

Person 1: Hey, have you played the hit 2018 game Among Us?
Person 2: *nam flashbacks* a m o g u s
Person 3: bruh
a m o g u s by OhFuckOhGodHelppppp February 26, 2021

e.m.o.u.i.c 

I want someone to E.M.O.U.I.C
e.m.o.u.i.c by Itsmeyourdepression November 8, 2020

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.